Total Medals Earned: 62 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,565 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/115 points)
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Medals Earned: 5/11 (165/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
And you should be damn proud.
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Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
deliver 1 mail
Deliver all mail
Deliver to every house
Medals Earned: 5/11 (165/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Fail 55 times
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You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 5/20 (75/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Return the farmer's pig
Beat a level set without dieing
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins